The Chicago Pastaflingers is the team managed by battlefieldCommander. They've become infamous for their performance in the Inaugural Cup, where they only scored 1 goal the entire tournment. The manager is on suicide watch.
Current Roster
15 - Albie
37 - Orlando Bloom [Goalie]
27 - Bane
12 - Bilbo Baggins
30 - Billy Mays
22 - Captain Linebeck
21 - Captain Morgan
80 - Commander Shepard
73 - Evil Chevy
3 - Gordon Freeman
2 - Jim Raynor
8 - John Shepard [Captain]
31 - Morgan Freeman
5 - Mr. Charlefour [Goalie]
9 - Nicholas Rush
7 - Scott Pilgrim
11 - Shigeru Miyamoto
6 - Steve Burns
10 - The Doctor
33 - Top Cat
4 - Van Wolfswinkel
13 - Yugi Moto
Team Rating
Notorious for their late game victories, the Pastaflingers utilize a strategy that centers around getting Gordon Freeman the ball.
Trivia
- The Pastaflingers have a bitter rivalry with the Niggarettes.