Detroit Jellystompers | |
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Team Details | |
General Manager |
cocidiuz |
Colors |
Black, White, Green |
Anthem | |
Goal Horn |
Sex King is Coming |
Historical Performance | |
WINS |
2 |
DRAWS |
2 |
LOSES |
2 |
The Detroit Jellystompers is the team managed by Cocidiuz.
Current Roster
Goyim FC
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Yeezus
Master splinter
Pump
Bucket
John Ravioli
Guts
Naked Raiden
Odd Future
Chris Dorner
George Zimmerman
Sheldor
Autismo
Fuccboi
Eddie Pasterino
Scrappy Doo
Sanjay
Craig
Ekunia Eagle
Ya bish
Would you like to know more
Friendzone Mafia
Omelette du Fromage
Bob Evans
Team Rating
The Jellystompers feature an explosive tag-team of Casey Anthony and Adam Lanza. Their solid defense is often attributed to their Captain, James Holmes.
Trivia
- Shrek used to be on this team's roster, but he sucked so badly to the point of getting a yellow card for tripping over his own feet. Cocidiuz dropped him with Ellen Degeneres as his replacement. Shrek was placed on SB's team instead.