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Zimbabwe Niggarettes
Zimbabwe Niggerettes
Team Details
General Manager

James.

Colors

Yellow, White, Black

Anthem

NA

Goal Horn

Daytona USA - Lets Go Away (Arcade Original Version)

Historical Performance
WINS

3

DRAWS

0

LOSES

3

The Zimbabwe Niggarettes is the team managed by James.

Current Roster

Django
Niggly Wiggly
Carl Johnson
Young Reezy
Sam B
Cole Train
Tom Robinson (Goalie)
Happy Negro
Balrog
Black Sunshine
Coach
Welfare
Shiticant Read
Easter Nigga
Mamakusa
Educated African

Team Rating

The Niggarettes are a very explosive team, with a strategty that centers around getting the ball to Django.

Trivia

  • In Zimbabwe, 95% of the population is unemployed. This makes the players of the Niggarettes the only working men in Zimbabwe.
    • Their plight has inspired a movie in the sports drama genre, The Black Dream . It details the plight of the Niggarettes and their families. Their families don't have enough money for electricity, let alone a television or even a radio to support their loved ones as they play the high octane sport of professional football. All they can do is pray. After losing two consecutive games to the Pastaflingers and SyndiCats, James threatens to kill the entire team, and the players go home and spend what may be their last moments with their families. After James changes his mind about the genocide, the players share tears of joy with their family and gain renewed hope for the looming cup.

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